Creeva’s World 2.0

What would Creeva Murkado do?

What would Creeva Murkado do
If he was here right now?
He’d make a plan, and he’d fol­low through,
That’s what Creeva Murkado’d do!

When Creeva Murkado was in Intre­pid Jam 1
Play­ing for the gold,
He played and danced and sang songs while
Wear­ing a blindfold

When Creeva Murkado was in the Alps
Fight­ing griz­zly bears,
He used his mag­i­cal fire breath
and saved the maid­ens fair

So what would Creeva Murkado do
If he was here today?
I’m sure he’d kick an arse or two,
That’s what Creeva Murkado’d do!

When Creeva Murkado trav­elled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved us all again

And when Creeva Murkado built the pyra­mids,
He beat up Kubla Khan,
‘Cause Creeva Murkado doesn’t
take crap from anyone!

No, Creeva! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don’t eat those!

I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

Creeva Murkado was born
On the planet of Kry­luck
He came to SWG to save us all
From war and death and such!

Hi de lo de hi de lay!
Creeva Murkado’s here!
So round up all your lasses,
And tell them to have no fear!

Say, come over here my honey,
And you’re gonna take off my pants,
And I’m gonna make dirty love to you,
‘Cause that’s what Creeva Murkado’d do!
‘Cause that’s what Creeva Murdado’d do!