Creeva’s World 2.0

Actors — 3–4 guys sit­ting around — 1 voice over prob. female

[shot 1 — show “play­ers” sit­ting around a liv­ing room look­ing bored — a pile of board games in the mid­dle of the room]
Voiceover: Are you guys sick of play­ing the same old board games
[guys nod]

Voice over — would you like to play a game that would increase eye to hand coor­di­na­tion, increase sta­mina, and guar­an­tee an end to those fri­day nights of sex­ual frustration?

[guys nod harder]

Voiceover: Well try this new game from Met­tel — SALTINES!!!

[You see the game handed to the play­ers from off camera]

Voiceover: This game is good for up to 15 min­utes of fun a round

[cam­era pans back to fin­ish while play­ers start tak­ing game pieces out of ht ebox ( 1 plas­tic vinyl game board, two pack­ages of saltines and a small tup­per­ware container)

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