Creeva’s World 2.0

On Sep­tem­ber 18, 2006 I wrote an epic post it seems. The title of the post was Great­est accom­plish­ment of mankind in the mod­ern era. Now you may think this post should have been some­thing epic about com­put­ers or fight­ing polio. It wasn’t. The com­plete text of the post is this:

Being able to order pizza over the internet.

Now you would think that a post like this would get lost into obscu­rity. Google on the other hand has some dif­fer­ent thoughts.

For the google search mankinds great­est accom­plish­ments I rank 4th. But wait google sug­gests you try the search mankind’s great­est accom­plish­ments, ok let try that. Once again I rank 4th. Out of curios­ity I try mankind great­est accom­plish­ment. I rank freak­ing 3rd for the search mankind great­est accom­plish­ment. I am almost com­pletely dead on to what Google con­sid­ers is the top.

Google must agree that being able to order pizza is be mankind’s great­est achieve­ment. Well they had to throw some other results ahead of me, but they almost com­pletely agree with me. I’m using this as ammu­ni­tion next time that some­one argues with me what mankind’s great­est accom­plish­ment is. Google has got my back. If some­how Google ranks this post as num­ber — I’ll know they are no longer shy about agree­ing with me.

Props out to Domi­nos and Papa Johns who have given me mankind’s great­est accom­plish­ment. I was buy­ing strictly from papa john’s online at the time — so I bow before them. With­out them Google would never have agreed with me.

Update:

For the search great­est accom­plish­ment of mankind I rank num­ber #2.