What would Creeva Murkado do?

What would Creeva Murkado do
If he was here right now?
He’d make a plan, and he’d follow through,
That’s what Creeva Murkado’d do!

When Creeva Murkado was in Intrepid Jam 1
Playing for the gold,
He played and danced and sang songs while
Wearing a blindfold

When Creeva Murkado was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath
and saved the maidens fair

So what would Creeva Murkado do
If he was here today?
I’m sure he’d kick an arse or two,
That’s what Creeva Murkado’d do!

When Creeva Murkado travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved us all again

And when Creeva Murkado built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubla Khan,
‘Cause Creeva Murkado doesn’t
take crap from anyone!

No, Creeva! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don’t eat those!

I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

Creeva Murkado was born
On the planet of Kryluck
He came to SWG to save us all
From war and death and such!

Hi de lo de hi de lay!
Creeva Murkado’s here!
So round up all your lasses,
And tell them to have no fear!

Say, come over here my honey,
And you’re gonna take off my pants,
And I’m gonna make dirty love to you,
‘Cause that’s what Creeva Murkado’d do!
‘Cause that’s what Creeva Murdado’d do!