This is one of my parody songs from the SWG,it was a spoof on Billy Joel’s Piano Man.
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday +The regular crowd shuffles in +And There’s Padre sitting next to me +Making love to his arracagym
He says, "Creeva can you play me a memory +I’m not really sure how it goes +But it’s sad and it’s sweet +And I knew it complete +When I wore some novice prof. clothes"
Lalela Lalelaa Lala Lalelaa La
(Chrous) +Sing us a song you’re the nalargon man +Sing us a song tonight +Well we’re all in the mood for a melody +And you’ve got us feeling alright
Now Corndog at the bar is a friend of mine +He gets me my drinks for free +And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke +But there’s someplace that he’d rather be
He says, "Creeva, I believe this is killing me" +As a smile ran away from his face +"Well, I’m sure that I could be a Holo star +If I could get out of this place"
Oh Lalela Lalelaa Lala Lalelaa La
Now Niix is a Tatooine novelist +Who never had time for a wife +And he’s planning on escaping the galaxy +And probably will be for life
And Keltrien is practicing politics +As Shikazi slowly gets stoned +Yes they’re sharing a drink they call loneliness +But it’s better than drinking alone
(Chrous) +Sing us a song you’re the nalargon man +Sing us a song tonight +Well we’re all in the mood for a melody +And you’ve got us feeling alright
It’s a pretty good crowd for a Saturday +And Punasti gives me a smile +'Cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see +To forget about life for a while
And the piano sounds like a carnival +And the microphone smells like jawa beer +And they sit at the bar and put creds in my jar +And say "Man what are you doing here?"
Oh Lalela Lalelaa Lala Lalelaa La
(Chorus) +Sing us a song you’re the nalargon man +Sing us a song tonight +Well we’re all in the mood for a melody +And you’ve got us feeling alright